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Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. - Douglas Adams Quotes

Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so.

Ability English Writer

I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I intended to be. - Douglas Adams Quotes

I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I intended to be.

Destiny English Writer

Man has always assumed that he was more intelligent than dolphins because he had achieved so much...the wheel, New York, wars and so on...while all the dolphins had ever done was muck about in the water having a good time. But conversely, the dolphins had always believed that they were far more intelligent than man...for precisely the same reason. - Douglas Adams Quotes

Man has always assumed that he was more intelligent than dolphins because he had achieved so much...the wheel, New York, wars and so on...while all the dolphins had ever done was muck about in the water having a good time. But conversely, the dolphins had always believed that they were far more intelligent than man...for precisely the same reason.

I'm spending a year dead for tax reasons. - Douglas Adams Quotes

I'm spending a year dead for tax reasons.

I think fish is nice, but then I think that rain is wet, so who am I to judge? - Douglas Adams Quotes

I think fish is nice, but then I think that rain is wet, so who am I to judge?

English Writer Fish

There is a theory which states that if ever for any reason anyone discovers what exactly the Universe is for and why it is here it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another that states that this has already happened. - Douglas Adams Quotes

There is a theory which states that if ever for any reason anyone discovers what exactly the Universe is for and why it is here it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another that states that this has already happened.

We demand rigidly defined areas of doubt and uncertainty! - Douglas Adams Quotes

We demand rigidly defined areas of doubt and uncertainty!

Doubt

Nothing travels faster than light, with the possible exception of bad news, which follows its own rules - Douglas Adams Quotes

Nothing travels faster than light, with the possible exception of bad news, which follows its own rules

News

What to do if you find yourself stuck in a crack in the ground underneath a giant boulder you can't move, with no hope of rescue. Consider how lucky you are that life has been good to you so far. Alternatively, if life hasn't been good to you so far, which given your current circumstances seems more likely, consider how lucky you are that it won't be troubling you much longer. - Douglas Adams Quotes

What to do if you find yourself stuck in a crack in the ground underneath a giant boulder you can't move, with no hope of rescue. Consider how lucky you are that life has been good to you so far. Alternatively, if life hasn't been good to you so far, which given your current circumstances seems more likely, consider how lucky you are that it won't be troubling you much longer.

It is known that there are an infinte number of worlds, simply because there is an infinite amount of space for them to be in. However, not every one of them is inhabited. Any finite number divided by infinity is as near nothing as makes no odds, so the average population of all the planets in the Universe can be said to be zero. From this it follows that the population of the whole Universe is also zero, and that any people you may meet from time to time are merely products of a deranged imagination. - Douglas Adams Quotes

It is known that there are an infinte number of worlds, simply because there is an infinite amount of space for them to be in. However, not every one of them is inhabited. Any finite number divided by infinity is as near nothing as makes no odds, so the average population of all the planets in the Universe can be said to be zero. From this it follows that the population of the whole Universe is also zero, and that any people you may meet from time to time are merely products of a deranged imagination.

Life

This must be Thursday. I never could get the hang of Thursdays. - Douglas Adams Quotes

This must be Thursday. I never could get the hang of Thursdays.

In order to fly, all one must do is simply miss the ground. - Douglas Adams Quotes

In order to fly, all one must do is simply miss the ground.

He was a dreamer, a thinker, a speculative philosopher...or, as his wife would have it, an idiot. - Douglas Adams Quotes

He was a dreamer, a thinker, a speculative philosopher...or, as his wife would have it, an idiot.

For a moment, nothing happened. Then, after a second or so, nothing continued to happen. - Douglas Adams Quotes

For a moment, nothing happened. Then, after a second or so, nothing continued to happen.

Ford, you're turning into a penguin. Stop it. - Douglas Adams Quotes

Ford, you're turning into a penguin. Stop it.

Ford

A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools. - Douglas Adams Quotes

A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.

Appreciation English Writer

The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don't. - Douglas Adams Quotes

The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don't.

Perhaps I'm old and tired, but I always think that the chances of finding out what really is going on are so absurdly remote that the only thing to do is to say hang the sense of it and just keep yourself occupied. - Douglas Adams Quotes

Perhaps I'm old and tired, but I always think that the chances of finding out what really is going on are so absurdly remote that the only thing to do is to say hang the sense of it and just keep yourself occupied.

If somebody thinks they're a hedgehog, presumably you just give 'em a mirror and a few pictures of hedgehogs and tell them to sort it out for themselves. - Douglas Adams Quotes

If somebody thinks they're a hedgehog, presumably you just give 'em a mirror and a few pictures of hedgehogs and tell them to sort it out for themselves.

We have normality. I repeat, we have normality. Anything you still can't cope with is therefore your own problem. - Douglas Adams Quotes

We have normality. I repeat, we have normality. Anything you still can't cope with is therefore your own problem.

I don't believe it. Prove it to me and I still won't believe it. - Douglas Adams Quotes

I don't believe it. Prove it to me and I still won't believe it.

Believe English Writer

Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job. - Douglas Adams Quotes

Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job.

English Writer Presidency

Why can't people just learn to live together in peace and harmony?' said Arthur. / Ford gave a loud, very hollow laugh. / 'Forty-two!' he said with a malicious grin, 'No, doesn't work. Never mind. - Douglas Adams Quotes

Why can't people just learn to live together in peace and harmony?' said Arthur. / Ford gave a loud, very hollow laugh. / 'Forty-two!' he said with a malicious grin, 'No, doesn't work. Never mind.

In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move. - Douglas Adams Quotes

In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.

Anger English Writer

Humans are not proud of their ancestors, and rarely invite them round to dinner. - Douglas Adams Quotes

Humans are not proud of their ancestors, and rarely invite them round to dinner.

The red brick wall was the color of a brick-red Crayola - Douglas Adams Quotes

The red brick wall was the color of a brick-red Crayola

Brick

It's no coincidence that in no known language does the phrase

It's no coincidence that in no known language does the phrase "As pretty as an airport" appear

He shifted his weight from foot to foot, but it was equally uncomfortable on each. - Douglas Adams Quotes

He shifted his weight from foot to foot, but it was equally uncomfortable on each.

The story goes that I first had the idea for THHGTTGalaxy while lying drunk in a field in Innsbruck - Douglas Adams Quotes

The story goes that I first had the idea for THHGTTGalaxy while lying drunk in a field in Innsbruck

Drunk

The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that cannot possibly go wrong is that when a thing that cannot possibly go wrong goes wrong it usually turns out to be impossible to get at or repair - Douglas Adams Quotes

The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that cannot possibly go wrong is that when a thing that cannot possibly go wrong goes wrong it usually turns out to be impossible to get at or repair

The mere thought hadn't even begun to speculate about the merest possibility of crossing my mind. - Douglas Adams Quotes

The mere thought hadn't even begun to speculate about the merest possibility of crossing my mind.

English Writer Mind

The idea that Bill Gates has appeared like a knight in shining armour to lead all customers out of a mire of technological chaos neatly ignores the fact that it was he who, by peddling second-rate technology, led them into it in the first place. - Douglas Adams Quotes

The idea that Bill Gates has appeared like a knight in shining armour to lead all customers out of a mire of technological chaos neatly ignores the fact that it was he who, by peddling second-rate technology, led them into it in the first place.

To give real service you must add something which cannot be bought or measured with money, and that is sincerity and integrity. - Douglas Adams Quotes

To give real service you must add something which cannot be bought or measured with money, and that is sincerity and integrity.

English Writer inspirational Quote of the Day

He inched his way up the corridor as if he would rather be yarding his way down it... - Douglas Adams Quotes

He inched his way up the corridor as if he would rather be yarding his way down it...

I seldom end up where I wanted to go, but almost always end up where I need to be. - Douglas Adams Quotes

I seldom end up where I wanted to go, but almost always end up where I need to be.

Destiny English Writer

He hoped and prayed that there wasn't an afterlife. Then he realized there was a contradiction involved here and merely hoped that there wasn't an afterlife. - Douglas Adams Quotes

He hoped and prayed that there wasn't an afterlife. Then he realized there was a contradiction involved here and merely hoped that there wasn't an afterlife.

The Answer to the Great Question Of.....Life, the Universe and Everything.....(is) Forty-two. - Douglas Adams Quotes

The Answer to the Great Question Of.....Life, the Universe and Everything.....(is) Forty-two.

Life

You live and learn. At any rate, you live. - Douglas Adams Quotes

You live and learn. At any rate, you live.

English Writer Living

Life is like a grapefruit. Well, it's sort of orangy-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, too. Oh, and some people have a half a one for breakfast. - Douglas Adams Quotes

Life is like a grapefruit. Well, it's sort of orangy-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, too. Oh, and some people have a half a one for breakfast.

Life Quote of the Day

The Guide is definitive. Reality is frequently inaccurate. - Douglas Adams Quotes

The Guide is definitive. Reality is frequently inaccurate.

English Writer Reality

I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer - Douglas Adams Quotes

I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer

He felt that his whole life was some kind of dream and he sometimes wondered whose it was and whether they were enjoying it. - Douglas Adams Quotes

He felt that his whole life was some kind of dream and he sometimes wondered whose it was and whether they were enjoying it.

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. - Douglas Adams Quotes

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.

Writing is easy. You only need to stare at a piece of blank paper until your forehead bleeds - Douglas Adams Quotes

Writing is easy. You only need to stare at a piece of blank paper until your forehead bleeds

Don't Panic - Douglas Adams Quotes

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams Quotes

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.

English Writer Illusion

It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes. - Douglas Adams Quotes

It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes.

English Writer Problems

Watch?? I'm gonna pray, Man! Know any good religions? - Douglas Adams Quotes

Watch?? I'm gonna pray, Man! Know any good religions?

Man

Life is wasted on the living. - Douglas Adams Quotes

Life is wasted on the living.

English Writer Life

Isn't it enough to see that a garden is beautiful without having to believe that there are fairies at the bottom of it too? - Douglas Adams Quotes

Isn't it enough to see that a garden is beautiful without having to believe that there are fairies at the bottom of it too?

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